Today...
I DID NOT sleep on the couch until 11:30 after dropping Mr. T at school...
I DID NOT eat "breakfast" at Waffle House with Big Daddy at 1 pm...
I DEFINITELY DID NOT DVR Days of Our Lives since I was at WH at 1:00...
I DID NOT watch the DVR'd DOOL when I got home...
And finally, I DO NOT still have to cook dinner, do my Monday chores and exercise all before 8 pm because the new fall season of CBS comedies starts tonight...
I did not do any of those things, because that would make me a lazy couch potato who is addicted to TV....
Updated to include...
I DID NOT try to "burn off" the spill in the stove's front burner while making dinner. That DID NOT lead to a smoke-filled downstairs...which in turn DID NOT (really it didn't) set off the smoke alarm because I would NEVER FORGET to replace the smoke alarm battery that I took out when it was making that annoying warning sound. I DID NOT do any of those things because that would be gross and irresponsible!
What did you NOT do today?!?!
1 comment:
Haaaaaaa! That is hilarious! But you certainly are no couch potato, Mrs. 5K in under 35 minutes!!!! I've been catching a bit of Days every now and then and I always think of you. :)
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